HELLO, NUREMBERG

Because I am first-generation Eurasian, my chances of "passing" are slim. In fact, my chances of passing are roughly equal to the chances of offspring of first-generation mulattoes passing among whites, or 1 in 4 to the 12th power, or 1 in 16,777,216 children. Basically, I belong to the mixed-gene majority of the impure minority.

So I try to keep a low profile.

I realize that, to compete, I would have to be as blond as Hitler, as tall as Goebbels and as slender as Goering. But was Hitler really blond? Was Goebbels tall? Was Goering slender? No matter; you get the picture.