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LITTLE GIRL THREW BLACK PAINT ON HER MOMMY'S WEDDING
DRESS the little girl the little girl threw black paint threw black paint on her mommy's wedding dress on her mommy's white satin wedding dress because she didn't want to share her mommy with some guy who'd crack her over the head when he caught her setting her dolls on fire or plucking out their eyeballs or traveling their body with her tongue licking their plastic skin because it gave her a chill of pleasure and demanding they kiss her they undress her they climb her like a hill in the park like her real daddy used to do when her mommy was out shopping because he was a good daddy because he always bought her ice cream with sprinkles always called her his fragrant little garden then he'd stick her head in the oven to see how long she could hold her breath before coughing or order her to recite her times tables while he tied her tongue to the whirling ceiling fan so she launched a bucket of black paint of black paint on her mommy's wedding dress on her mommy's white satin wedding dress because she didn't want anyone getting under the covers asking for favors she wanted to play with her dolls alone to brush their long blond hair to rub cream over their smooth skin to make them soft make them melt make them ooh and aah because then nobody could take them away nobody could steal them nobody could interfere with the naughty lessons she taught them
MY
SISTER MAGDELENA WAS ENGAGED TO BE MARRIED TO
GUISEPPE
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HEY
CORPORATE AMERICA I WANNA BE YOUR TOKEN MOTIVATIONAL POET hey corporate america i wanna be your token motivational poet flying first class to my engagements sipping martini's with some snooty anglo saxon millionairess who jumps my bones when i recite my poem about sailing the chesapeake without any bvd's on yeah corporate america fill my steamer trunk with money and i'll deliver a mother load of insipid pat phrases at your rostrum but first send me a contract promising that my photograph will grace every billboard in anticipation of my arrival that my work will be discussed with more than a modicum of seriousness on the local talk shows that my books will sell like hotcakes at the mall that you'll hire a marching band to welcome me in with an hour and a half preamble of john phillip sousa yeah hire me as your token motivational poet and i'll be the most popular speaker ever invited to your corporate center i'll win the common people's award at every whistle stop i blow through and sucker ever two-bit-loser to raise their fist up to the sky and fight back against the impossible odds they've been born with yeah fly me in for 10,000 smackers and you'll never grow disenchanted with my circular reasoning to the forlorn and disenfranchised yeah hire me and i guarantee you'll be more than amply satisfied with the opiate i supply to your masses so give me a call my number's listed in the new york city phone book |
all poems on this page © 1999 Bruce Weber